Tuesday

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart


A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow:  I give 50 liters of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!!
 

The Ant:  I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!

















  






 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  


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Saturday

I'm 90 Years Old and I Made Love to Two Beautiful 24 Year olds!



An old man enters a confessional and proudly exclaims, "Father, I have to tell you what happened to me last night. I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two beautiful 24-year-old women for eight hours!"

The stern priest replies, "That is a sin. I will have to give you a penance."

"Father, you can't give me a penance."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm Jewish."

The perplexed Father asks, "Then why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everyone!"

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